Longest Yard

Monday Night Football is on TV; Colts are up on the Patriots 21 to 7. That's not what I wanted to mention.

Nor is the biggest story of the weekend, this guy.

Here's the best story of the week: two cheerleaders arrested for having sex in a bathroom. "With who?" you ask, as did Raymond yesterday: why, with each other, of course. And then one went ahead and gave a fake name. "What do they look like?" You cheeky bastards. Fortunately, someone else did the digging in the Google cache, which means that I don't have to.

And now it's time for the halftime highlights - "I like it, I love it, I want some more of it."