Back from Thanksgiving. Things I've done today:
1) Eat.
2) Read Dune.
3) Go to Grandma's.
4) Read Dune outside.
5) Eat.
6) Come back here.
7) Eat.
8) Resolve to do essay.
9) Watch TV.
10) Eat.
11) Hook up Nintendo and Super Nintendo.
12) Play Nintendo.
13) Open Microsoft Word.
14) Eat.
15) More eating.
16) Good god, Stop the eating! ... what's that? Cake? If I have to.
17) Hook up Colecovision.
18) Play Zaxxon. Awwwww yeah.
19) Make this list.
20) Write essay.

...Actually, check football score.
21) Write essay. Probably. What?! It's the FUTURE, fer Chrissakes!