JCN Japan Corporate News Network - TOPPAN and Sony Successfully Develop 25GB Paper Disc - oh man, it's a hard drive you can crumple up or make an airplane out of, that is so cool.

Especially if your storing data you need destroyed. "Oh crap! The feds are coming!"
"Don't worry, Phil, get the hard drive and put it through the paper shredder!"
"But what about my porn?"
"You shouldn't be doing that at work, it serves you right."