I saw this on Kaitlyn Holman's website, to which I can't remember the URL despite the fact I was just there (edit 4:03 PM the next day: Here it is):
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
I felt it was appropriate for this current juncture.
posted by Mark Cook @ 11:57 p.m.
4 Comments:
At 12:04 a.m.,
Mark Cook said…
While I have had a lot to drink, I feel feel I should point out that I haven't thrown up yet.
Also, many apologies to Cressa. This comment thingy took way too long to type.
At 1:39 a.m.,
Mark Cook said…
Because I missed Cressa's birthday celebration at Phil's, despite the fact that her actual birthday was more than a week ago, my present to her (in addition to a card I gave her on her actual birthday) is the knowledge that I am, indeed, an honest to goodness Chunder Monkey, and that I've admitted it to everyone on the world wide web.
Motherfucker, I can't walk straight, yet I'm sober enough to have a horrible hangover. Right about now, I hate having the best metabolism in my family. Which is what I assume is doing this to me.
At 10:41 p.m.,
Anonymous said…
Ahem. I would like to take this opportunity to show how cool mark is:
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Mark - my foot hertx. so does my head. i hit them on things. says:
ernie has a swwwwword and won't let me go 'cause he says i been drinking too much
it's too hard to walk.
i hit my head coming don stares.
stairs./
and look you nolf without me.
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Uh, what was that last part about? Was it about how much you suck for not coming to Phil's?
At 1:06 a.m.,
Mark Cook said…
*blink*
Damned if I know. I do remember typing it - just not why...
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