The guy who found the finger in his frozen yoghurt? He kept the finger. Yes, that's a link to the corporate website's official response, but you don't frigging fabricate that he held on to the finger - it's pretty easy to show that "hey! He kept the finger!"

It makes me sad that he did not do everything in his power to get it to the hospital, where perhaps it could have been reattached. At the very worst, don't think about your lawsuit, think about that guy suing you.

God damn it.