braaaaiiiinnnsss...

"G'day, mates! What's new in the world of news?" the reporter beamed as he strode through the doors of the newsdesk.
The creepy copyeditor looked at him through his thick glasses and said "Zombies."
"'bin to see that new movie, have you?"
"Yes, but that's not what I'm talking about. Scientists reanimated some corpses. Of dogs."
"This sounds like the plot to a video game. Where?"
"Pittsburgh."
"Well, fuck me. Stupid boffins are gonna get our brains eaten."

I'm scared too.