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This is bad because the sheer number of injuries might give the Blue Jays a reason NOT to fire John Gibbons, even if the Jays lose their next four. Plus, they may win their game tonight - it's 2-1 for the Jays in the 6th against the Devil Rays - so my hopes of lucky loss #13 getting Gibbons fired may have to be put on hold indefinitely anyways.


IMPORTANT NOTE: This is the ONLY time during the season in which they are allowed to lose thirteen games in a row. And ONLY in service of the Greater Good.