If I Go Crazy...

Superman isn't gay.

But I'm gay for Superman.

Why Did You Shoot Rosemary?

I mean, come on. Is this really -- really -- the way you want to brand your dog food? Won't your kids get paranoid? I can see it now:
"Mommy, is Fido sick?"
"No dear, eat your breakfast."
"But I saw the movie, and the dogfood says..."
And then the kid bursts into tears.

Or maybe it's extra delicious. A kinda last meal thing for your soon-to-be-departed family pet. That or it's made of chunks of famous dog.

via the Beat